Feb 11, 2005

I have a reader...still

Even after the weeks I go without posting, some kind stalker continues to read my posts and take to heart the bullshit i spew out...
All I have to say is stalk away

(Just keep 500 yards away from me at all times, and the internet is good for you, gives you all the vitamins you need to keep you healthy wealthy and wise...except vitamin THC...)

Peace,
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Feb 10, 2005

A new challenge

This Valentines day presents a new challenge for me, one I have been gearing for since freshman year, I am going to ask the girl of my dreams to prom. Yes, I have had a crush on her since i first laid eyes on her, but I have never mustered the nuts to actually ask her on a date, which is a first to me, since I am usually outgoing and have no problems asking out beautiful girls.
She is just insanely hot, all state tennis, shy, quiet, and smart...the perfect girl basically, this is my plan so far....
1)I wrote a Valentines Day candy gram for her to meet me at the school tennis courts at 3:10.
2)I am dressing up in a dress shirt, tie and slacks.
3) I am giving her a flower of some sort, my date comittee and I have decided on tulips.
4) I am giving her the flower, then saying something along the lines of "May I have the honor of escorting you to prom?"


Basically she is going to shoot me down like the Red Baron, but hey, its all good...
I will save money on prom and do something useful with it, like buy food, will prom keep you alive?
I don't think so.

Wish me luck,
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